1. They are arrogant and have a sense of entitlement: This is one of the key indicators of a narcissist. He or she believes that they are special, superior to others and deserve to be treated better than others. They like to brag of their successes and accomplishments, and want everyone to…
I think we know a few of those
I’m feeling fat and sassy.
It’s so easy to just get lost in the woods and DIE.
Can you block people from following you?
All of the McShame
Today Houston forgot her wallet TWICE on our way to get Mcdonalds.
We dug up enough change to pay for her medium fry and after I drop her off she decides to drop her phone, not realize it, sprint to my car to bang on my window [it was 1 am I was about to turn, I screamed bloody murder]. She opened the door gasping, red plastic fry-holder in hand, saying MAN DOWN, I LOST TWO FRIES ON THE RUN OVER! Still recovering from my heart attack, I help her search my car, eventually figuring out that she dropped it back by the door.
Roxy had a lesbian dream about a friend last night.
WHEN MY ROOMMATE AND ME REALIZE WE’RE OUT OF FOOD
I haven’t shaved my legs in like 5 weeks.
I’m simultaneously proud and disgusted.