tales from the crypt, Do you like cream of meet?

Do you like cream of meet?

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—	ahhh, the flawless texting skills of roxy

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room 161: gateway to hell

the idea dawned on me only today to document the happenings in room 161, as a reminder to those that dwell there, and as a warning to future generations.

the cast of characters include:

roxy- self-declared “lost child.” studies leaning towards economics or management or sociology. basically she’s an indecisive snooze-fest. she’s from a minuscule town, graduating class size: 42. forty. fucking. two. high school extracurriculars included cheerleading, volley ball, ffa, teching backstage. current extracurriculars include being a cow. and a pothead.

cherry- psych major. PSYCH. just kidding, she actually is a psychology major, and dance minor. she’s a minesottan. we hate her. we can’t pronounce the name of her town. it’s like schezashuanitacomatafeck. or something. high school extracurriculars included cheerleading, dance, horse-riding, and track. current extracurriculars include you tube and facebook stalking, and colouring at 5 am with my fucking crayons. bitch.

raven- psych and communications major. i heard once that psychologists have the most problems. just saying. she’s the baby of the room, not even 18, what the hell child. she’s a sarcastic, emotional narcoleptic. frequently comatose. high school extracurriculars included theatre, choir, musicals, volley ball and soft ball. current extracurriculars include bella voce (a female a capella group) and concert choir. also kicking ass and taking names. also being a whore.

houston- this is me. vocal performance major with some sort of concentration. photography? cultural and historical studies? culinary arts? i am half neurotic mess, half six year old. also i’m pretty much the height of a six year old. high school extracurriculars included theatre, musicals, choir, and volunteering. current extracurriculars include bella voce, choir, opera workshop, photography, and being excessively obnoxious.